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A husband went to the police station to report his wife missing:
Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant : What is her height ?
Husband : Oh, 5 something, maybe 5' 5"
Sergeant : Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat, but could loose a few.
Sergeant : Color of eyes?
Husband : Dark. Not sure - maybe Brown.
Sergeant : Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season - lightish brown now.
Sergeant : What was she wearing?
Husband : I don't remember exactly but she wears jeans a lot.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : yes.
Sergeant : Was there anything distinctive about the car?
Husband : Yeah! It had all my fishing gear in it. There was a 13' 6" Bob Meiser spey rod with an engraved Speyco reel, an old 9' 6" Heddon bamboo rod in a leather carrying case with an old antique Hardy reel, a pair of Simms waders and boots, my fly vest filled with two boxes of old English spey flies, and all sorts of other........at this point the husband started crying...
Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your fishing gear.
Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant : What is her height ?
Husband : Oh, 5 something, maybe 5' 5"
Sergeant : Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat, but could loose a few.
Sergeant : Color of eyes?
Husband : Dark. Not sure - maybe Brown.
Sergeant : Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season - lightish brown now.
Sergeant : What was she wearing?
Husband : I don't remember exactly but she wears jeans a lot.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : yes.
Sergeant : Was there anything distinctive about the car?
Husband : Yeah! It had all my fishing gear in it. There was a 13' 6" Bob Meiser spey rod with an engraved Speyco reel, an old 9' 6" Heddon bamboo rod in a leather carrying case with an old antique Hardy reel, a pair of Simms waders and boots, my fly vest filled with two boxes of old English spey flies, and all sorts of other........at this point the husband started crying...
Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your fishing gear.