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what a chuckle! :chuckle:

Cherry Pick, is the following true?

SERENE JAPANESE COMPUTER MESSAGES
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> Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in Japan,
> where some are written in Haiku. Aren't these better than "your computer
> has performed an illegal operation"?
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>> You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not
> here.
> ........................................................
> The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
> --------------------------------------------
> Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
> -----------------------------------------------
> Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too
> much.
> ------------------------------------------------
> Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your
> screams.
> -------------------------------------------------
> Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
> -------------------------------------------------
> Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
> -------------------------------------------
> Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is
> down.
> -------------------------------------------------
> A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
> -------------------------------------------------
> Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has
> occurred?
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> Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will.
> ------------------------------------------------
> Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.
> -------------------------------------------------
> Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.
> -------------------------------------------------
> Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
 

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A reference to nature is mandatory--reel should be changed to fish. I seem to recall several years ago that Juro was the old flylist Haiku guru.
 

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more speyku

spey ninja creeps at early dawn
stealthy by the river
cold, quiet, serene, bliss
 
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