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Every Saturday morning he goes fishing. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, grabs his gear and off he goes...all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to get has rod and waders and down the driveway he goes. Rain is pouring down; it is a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his gear back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that ####?"
 

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At the rsik of having to conduct a New York Times type investigation, I should credit the SAOL board for the foregoing.
 

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[1]similar joke:[/1]

A woman is in bed with her husbands friend and the phone rings. She picks it up and it's her husband who says the fishing trip will be extended to Monday. The friend feels horrible and guilty.

She replies "don't worry about it, he says he's fishing with YOU!".
 
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